It’s one of the reasons i’m here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He did not appreciate the “you did reuse the diamond” comment when looking at his new fiance’s ring.
You told the waitress last night “What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs”
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i’m on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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