Just a heads up.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you’ll need in the future?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just so you’re aware, tomorrow is “Slow Clap when you see Mike” day.
They’ll be posted aroun 5pm EST.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn’t jizz in my hair.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms…
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Design by Simon Fletcher. Powered by Tumblr.
© Copyright 2010
