What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I skipped work to stalk him.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can always make him wear a mask… I’ll tell him it’s a fetish.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever’s house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old’s birthday party, right?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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